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@root @Blakely full frontal orc nudity by episode 3 or we fucking riot

@Thomas @root And dorcs (people who like LotR).

@breakfastgolem @root they’re also introducing jorcs of course. (Jean orcs)

@Thomas @root Female orcs or forcs, as they're known in the LotR community.

drawn eye contact, mild kink

101 Tricks, Ploys and Ruses to Go to hell sensible dinner plans

me:
mastodon: hey wanna see a post from someone responding to two people you dont follow, both of which you have defederated??

imagine being so privileged and bougie you are unable to grasp the very basic allegory that is kafka's metamorphosis

stock markets were a mistake

do it bestie haha, you can do it bestie pull the trigger on the president xoxoxox

i laughed so fucking hard when i read this

monster hunter rise players detected

its funny as hell when i can post unhinged shit about america and half of it is true

@root Nope not at all, just a basic intro storyline, anyways everyone roll for History, oh cool you rolled higher than a 3, time for two hours of backstory and exposition.

went to target to get something for my nephews birthday. they had a full rack of morbius dvds for sale

ume is sleeping on the job again