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@root @Blakely full frontal orc nudity by episode 3 or we fucking riot

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101 Tricks, Ploys and Ruses to Go to hell sensible dinner plans

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me:
mastodon: hey wanna see a post from someone responding to two people you dont follow, both of which you have defederated??

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imagine being so privileged and bougie you are unable to grasp the very basic allegory that is kafka's metamorphosis

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do it bestie haha, you can do it bestie pull the trigger on the president xoxoxox

lmao ah i just looked up the one i was accidentally given, it's $70. just a smooth 95.1% off!

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agressive, funny slur 

i laughed so fucking hard when i read this

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i got this since i was recommended one by my be dentistry because some of my bacterial distance things between my gums and teeth are in the danger zone of 4, but even though I've had my depression largely control me most my life and only brush my teeth at most once a day and almost never floss, my teeth are fuckin legendary for having no cavities I'll tell you hwat.

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its funny as hell when i can post unhinged shit about america and half of it is true

was mistakenly given a waterpik water flosser for $7 when they are usually $30-$50 so that's pretty pog.

i also had no idea that doing the water power washing stuff was able to be done outside of dental equipment, I'm so behind on this area of tech.

recalling jerma stating he could simply dodge any axe attack and retaliate by snapping the axe user's neck while playing santa horror games

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@root Nope not at all, just a basic intro storyline, anyways everyone roll for History, oh cool you rolled higher than a 3, time for two hours of backstory and exposition.

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went to target to get something for my nephews birthday. they had a full rack of morbius dvds for sale

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