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eye contact, me and my partner 

going to the Renaissance festival and hopefully surviving, we shall see if this enjoyment is worth it :thinkergunsunglasses:

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@breakfastgolem @healyn @root (me, with a facefull of chaw) yep, spittin's a fancy man's game, ay

*p-toooo*

does anyone here play monster hunter rise on pc/ i got it as a gift while it's on sale and i usually just play solo and with the person that gifted me it so more people is always fun, generally because i love the wide-range skill lol

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i appreciate the default outfits basically ask you are you gay or a coward

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i forgot to share this when i was shown it last month but it's just so well done

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@breakfastgolem this is not a winner's mindset

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Just a heads up that if you attend a wine tasting event, they don't pour much into each glass. But after 3 hours, it'll getcha

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every selfie of healyn looks like he photoshopped the same selfie in front of a different background

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very fun and cool that abortions need to be treated like drug deals now requiring a burner phone or not bringing your phone at all to prevent tracking etc. just very cool and normal hell world things.

if i can ever get a job to ever start getting disposable income again that doesnt require me risking my life daily by going to a physical place in the world rather than just being at my house, i definitely need to get one of those titles, like lady. i think lord/lady is a fun title.

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@root hmm are there any hats embroidered with "INSECURITY"

hm a baseball cap with embroidered text reading "SECURITY" feels like a good hat to have when i go to places, very funny wardrobe option imo

we can all stand more slutty angry fanart of guts in angelic poses

my not comedy button is gone, give it back YouTube you fiends!

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why do they call is star wars when they war galaxy of out star fight the war

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✨🐰Farewell, little bunny🐰✨
‘Go jump and play with the spirits of this forest.
You’re finally free’

(This one is for the animal lovers😌)

#fantasyart #digitalart #mastoart #illustration #creativetoots #rabbits #bunny #animallovers #art #drawing #whimsical #spirits #nature

like twi'lek are literally humans with bright colored skin and head phalluses and even that is too far to become a main character for star wars media, apparently lol

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"you know how people really attached to ahsoka tano despite her not being human? well we can't ever focus on a star wars series doing that. humans are the only good race in the galaxy and everyone else is either primitive, naïve and needs human guidance, or villains that need to be killed by the humans because they are not humanoid enough. like trandoshans and rodians. that's icky ew! no one could ever relate to someone looking like that!"

-every writer/producer/director of star wars, probably

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