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they really did an S and a more different S and then some human parts

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"REPLICANT OR LESBIAN?!" I screech, gun to the head of the robot in front of me!

They look up with eyes of glittering gold, that almost look human, almost, and reply, ""Both"

We fuck passionately while funky jazz synth music plays

pourin one out for a real one, snek with humie feets

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the primordial snake god nehebukau is a good boy AND he got feets

love how my recommendations just keep degrading slowly from funny jerma compilation to jerma fancam memes to unironic fancams to uncomfortable jerma moments to evil and fucked up jerma the killer moments

to clarify, the surfer-talk coded penguins are taking your penguin suit disguise extremely seriously as if you were doing it for more than just sneaking into the penguin KGB (the KGP) like it was forcing you into an identity you didn't want to be and that's kind of adorable.

come to think of it, this metaphor might be the only way a lot of cis people could even understand an inkling of that dysphoria feeling which is a big oof but also hell yeah ping & pong lmao.

suddenly really glad that i got bored of ffxiv before the new year so that i can now feel better about myself and reinforce that action and feeling by hating squeenix's ignorant wholesale jump into NFTs.

woooo fuck square.

everything sucks and nothing we enjoy can be enjoyed without anger, frustration, and/or helplessness. wooo!

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on top of everything I'm missing my eclown jerma can 2022 get any worse

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if mythical lake women distributing swords is not an efficient form of government, then what is?!

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:bing: what is the name of this person here sitting next to me

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hell yeah join the ADHD WITH ONLY THE BAD PARTS club muy lord

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a mall krampus? no im sorry you misunderstood, you hired a maul krampus. He is hired to do one thing and one thing only, maul all the children and interfering adults around him.

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