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Strolling up to the Publix deli/meal counter and ordering the scissors

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@hammerhead I am genuinely confused as to why she chose to illustrate this lie with a photo of her crotch and a steering wheel

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who could have forseen that open registration was not, in fact, a good idea

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I love seeing my neighbors wash their cars terribly with like Brillo pads and no soap lmao

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@luna@hellsite.site paws? you mean feet for furries? i'm no furry foot pervert

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@geesehoward everyone i know nowadays gets hired for one job and immediately is tasked with three different jobs. shit is fucked up right now

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@yo @root just make sure you hit em with the "hey there" with a big smile and wave if they look over at you

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@root laying in a lawn chair next to you with drinks 🍹 and subtly pointing and saying “oh my god look, he’s going to use the same sponge he used on his wheels and tires on his paint! Jesus…”

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crowd shots like this.... ughghghghhghhhhhh.

sometimes i get a little teary eyed just because i like a piece of art or music so much, just on its own the artistry can move me to that point

and their art does that to me

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i end up watching a lot of random animal videos, and it's kinda funny to see people learning really fundamental things in the comments like, "woah that's so amazing, they hunt prey and then bring it back to feed to their children!"

I'm glad they're learning basic things like animal instincts somewhere, i suppose

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@root i'm writing a letter to the editor tbh. i'm calling my representatives in congress. i'm signing a change.org petition

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starting a new influential and exciting religion ironically and as a bit but then entirely falling into the joke wholesale due to the exorbitant amount of money the cult then starts to receive and i then begin to realize that i can finally fund large theatrical media expenditures for my adhd world building that is now a cult that i always needed but never thought would happen.

these mikas wont stop acidically secreting all over my place of residence and then charging me for it.

selling cult-themed smoked meats, fruits, and other trinkets out of the dilapidated & abandoned buildings in your area.

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