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Begpost, financial issues 

I'm afraid I'm in dire straits at the moment. Due to being the victim of fraud on behalf of my former employer, I've been left without income or savings for months now. I'm still trying to get food stamps, but no dice on unemployment as I struggle to find work.

I'm still hoping to correct false records and find legal representation, but in the meantime...well, I'm in the red. Any help would be incredible, thank you.

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remember you can disrupt any industry by setting their conference rooms on fire
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i feel like there's a solution to the uk experiencing food shortages due to low wages in the transport sector, but i can't put my finger on it

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New Study Finds That Shitposting About Mental Health Improves Wellbeing By Almost 25%

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we can't do anything to fix any problem because that would be like 1984. we must protect are freedoms!

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you: gets depressed and cries. me: gets depressed and achieves gold rank in rocket league. we are not the same

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Does anyone have any cool religions I should try out?

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Oh no I can't handle this simple thing at all times

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the downside: my mom lsitens to joe rogan a\t work. mom that's the guy who got his start in show business making people eat monkey balls

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Fucks sake! Every year shops start putting up their 9/11 decorations earlier and earlier! It's just consumerism now! Where's the spirit of the holiday?!

arrays and dictionaries and dictionaries tied to arrays to save extraneous data as in literally anything but the x and y coordinates.

or something. programming is fucked.

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i think all characters in all media would be objectively better if they were gay and trans

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arma mods finished downloading just as I'm about to go to bed, I will wake up, and it will have all been a bad dream

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@bees I hope George Bush leaves gifts underneath the towers for me tonight!

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got some free tommy wiseau sunglasses to put over my regular glasses.

as a disguise

and to see since i couldn't find my clipon sunglasses

but mostly as a disguise

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