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when i was only in cis het spaces, i hated the 'attraction' most guys had to women, it was dehumanising at best and violent at worst.

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cloud computing is when you make your computer show you pictures of the final fantasy seven twink

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i'm a huge fan of Dutch folks, and i think it's fine that they're big time perverts

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@root retainer grabbing a bag of skittles from the gas station on their way back from another hour long smoke break

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Alc/selfie EC 

Did I have a couple drinks tonight? Will I delete this? Who's to say?

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thinking about getting the loudest keyboard on the market. just the clickiest goddamn switches they have

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pretty wild that after my first vaccination, i continue to think Bill Gates is a jerkoff. Guess the second dose is the one that gets ya

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@root this is better than i expected. now imagining a french guy ordering extra parmesoouuun

i think a fun combination would be an egregious combination of a satirical french and italian accent. i think this could slap.

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i like how pokemon cards are now becoming another store of value for gross rich people who don't want to pay taxes

when my retainers bring me a lone wedge of mozzarella, i like to imagine they are presenting it to me in a very bad italian accent.

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@root put on your finery and have a giggle as a bunch of nuns cry about the french revolution (Dialog of The Carmelites)

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