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Thing I’m noticing about foes is they all seem to think I’m the bad guy

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@root it's funny because you have stuff like "better textures for au ra horns", "upscaled UI textures", and other stuff that just makes the game look nicer

and then... *this*

"but what do you mean, elle?"

i think the first mod i saw on the page can explain that perfectly

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ok so ive glanced over the final fantasy xiv mods for the first time a little and, uh, holy fuck i think we as a society might have ahegaone too far, if they arent horny, they are instead still horny, but in a funny way.

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@root When the Suez Canal shit was happening I think one of of fav jokes of it was someone taking the photo of the digger trying to get the boat out and adding Jerma to it

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in australia, where rabbits are an invasive species that cause awful damage to the native ecosystem, a lot of people celebrate with easter bilbies instead of easter bunnies! the bilby is native to australia and is pretty cute and has just as much business laying eggs as bunnies if you think about it

and yes, you can get chocolate easter bilbies too!

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sorry i just read about how the research used to develop the covid vaccine was known about for decades and is also effective against several other horrific viral epidemics but went unfunded because big pharma didn't see any profit in developing it and now i need to lie down

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“Why Bats Sir?”

“Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread.”

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wheel!
of!
salad!

[spins wheel]

[lettuce goes everywhere]

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men will literally become the pope instead of going to therapy 🙄

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i want to do violence to elon musk so badly words cannot describe

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@violet @ben @root as a person with a vaguely feline personality, I must investigate every door.

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@ben @root wait, are you saying you're not fascinated by every door you see?

we're switches actually, it just really depends who is more cognizant that day. :)

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so which of you is the fediverse poster and which of you is the fedi bot of the poster?

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