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I'm not paying that much for Fried Tentacle!

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien @root @Taweret oh hahaha (that "hahaha" was in a mocking tone), who's gonna be laughing when i leave a scathing yelp review? me. i will be the laughing one. it will still be in a mocking tone, but slightly different from the one above

imagining healyn yell, "it's showtime" on a subway and then having audible gasps and captivated silence followed with healyn striking himself with an illicit martial training weapon as he collapses with literally no one bothering to make sure he's good and instead just laughing like it was the best thing they've ever seen is now the only thing my two braincells want to do in order to try and generate dopamine.

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@SeanAloysiusOBrien @root this is the last time i pay upfront for this shit. i hopped on the subway and yelled "it's showtime" and people got excited, and i hit myself in the back with the nunchaku, and it fucking hurt! then i dropped the fucking thing and people pointed at me a laughed

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@healyn @root

sorry healyn you paid for 18 months of nunchaku lessons and that's what your'e gonna get

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angy? idk lol i just can't destress. 

need a melee weapon and an item or seven that needs to be melee'd for $0 lmao.

alright ill shut up lol sorry to bother y'all.

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im legitimately so fuckin upset about this i cant take it lol like, not only have i had to use my savings exclusively for over a month but i see everyone else getting paid and he just doesnt touch my folder and im like ?? cool love to work for a narcissistic dick that apparently hates me and is doing crimes against me i cant do anything about except quit and i cant even do that because he said i needed to find someone else if i quit lmao. this feels so fucked up.

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just my third paycheck in a row not being paid out. one more and ill start to be in serious trouble lmao.

ACAB - push push, pussy riot
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@root cdpr be like CYBERPUNK, now with extra anti-blackness and transphobia! 🤢

mental health complaining lol 

just getting increasingly anxious and stressed everyday without sleep releasing it this will have zero negative side effects i assume.

it's so depressing how cringe every new detail about 2077 is due to being made by a room of racist anti lgbtq white dudes lmao

covid 

loving that this will never ever end as you can just get covid again lmao

late to the news regarding the people anticipating the pokemon unite announcement 

omgg cackling at how much the pokemon unite announcement decimated thirsty remake wanters. i saw some stuff implying that people are so distraught and upset that they believe they'll never get the remake because of this unrelated announcement?? incredible. how do these people live, like day to day?

i go super saiyan 3 whenever i see an anti-masker get covid

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