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pokemon swsh expansion info, upcoming legendary shitpost 

my popsock thing finally broke so i need to order a new one but i need to update my self portrait first lmao

i haven't cared about what's going on with the uspol drama until i heard abelina sabrina summarize recent events. she's just so nice to listen to no matter what she says lmao

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@root capitalism is a less transparent version of world 1-1 in tribulation mode

pokemon swsh expansion info, upcoming legendary shitpost 

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group escape room you're all incapacitated by bondage gear but there's a bomb

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im infinitely too tired to do my taxes despite the fact they owe me money

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@root she looks like she knows something. i dont know what it is, but she knows i dont know

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While jacked into the Pikine datahub you cast a spell with Elden Salzwedel, a magnificent time traveller.

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@root yes i love the electric mouse *checks note* pukachi

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ACAB 

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the poor lighting on the pokemon home character images make all the pokemon look offbrand lmao

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I only buy my clothes from headshops so if, god forbid, an item of clothing I want doesn't have a weed leaf on it it'll at least have some cool skulls on it

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New bot idea: if you follow the bot it follows you back and every time you toot it tells you to go fuck yourself

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furry porn meta 

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i know a guy who tried to do PUBG esports and the secret to playing at that level was realizing that you could put the game audio to deafening levels and get an advantage out of it because every sound is played from way further away than they should. anyway he's got hearing damage now and pubg esports is dead, so

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gui of elle.iso database corpus. prone to failures and glitches.