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tai lopez copypasta pokemon edit 

here in my garage, just bought this new corviknight taxi here. it’s fun to fly up here in the hammerlocke hills. But you know what i like more than materialistic things? power. in fact, i’m a lot more proud of these seven new dynamax raid dens that i had to get installed to hold two thousand new rare pokemon that i bought. it’s like the billionaire chairman rose says, “my name is chairman rose, and it's a pleasure to be here. ”

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@root that's the big difference between cheap and expensive wrapping paper - gotta pay real money for the thick stuff!

i think the issue is they've made wrapping paper TOO easy to tear... or im just extremely inept with my hands. it's probably that.

ive cut the paper too short despite measuring twice and im using packing tape because i can't find any like not shipping tape.

so we're already bringing back memories.

sitting here staring at the floor with boxed gifts sat in the middle of my token lesbian plaid wrapping paper (provided at lesbian signup) realizing the last time i wrapped a box and didn't just put things in a big pretty bag with a lot of green tissue paper and confetti was when i helped my mom wrap gifts when i was younger. needless to say they were pretty... avant-garde.

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🌸💀🔪 follow for more soft grunge ⚰️🕯💕

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if you're hot, they're hot. take them out!

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pokemon battling rambling 

can't believe that my favorite gen v pokemon, whimsicott, that wasn't super great at the time with how priority, speed, prankster, and all that worked, is now ridiculous support with the improvements to prankster or whatever and it kiiinda makes up a lil for the ugly ugly pokemon that i hate and had its best checks removed, excadrill, BEING ON EVERY TEAM

toast really missed us and then after eating her dinner in like five entire seconds she jumped on me to pass out immediately

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I've been queueing for Stand-up Roller Coaster 1 for ages.

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the post office can have little a snakes

tai lopez copypasta pokemon edit 

here in my garage, just bought this new corviknight taxi here. it’s fun to fly up here in the hammerlocke hills. But you know what i like more than materialistic things? power. in fact, i’m a lot more proud of these seven new dynamax raid dens that i had to get installed to hold two thousand new rare pokemon that i bought. it’s like the billionaire chairman rose says, “my name is chairman rose, and it's a pleasure to be here. ”

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star wars but everyone is played by baby yoda

making a living in spikemuth by selling illegitimate reproductions of the small official seal on polteageist pots.

oh wow didn't realize until now the watchtower ruins is just a huge den.

oh wow rare candies can just evolve level 100 unevolved pokemon now that's very nice QoL despite how overall minor it is i just didn't imagine they'd care

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gui of elle.iso database corpus. prone to failures and glitches.