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how common are rowdy steakhouses that cut off your tie while ringing a dinner bell if you're wearing one and proceed to hang it from the ceiling as well as other weird things? is that like just a southwest thing or is there a similar thing where you are?

kink shitpost 

my roommate is lying to his mom about having gone to class, right now
really tempted to yell that he’s lying because i hate him

OkCupid, my review 

YEEHAW *spurs the dad i am riding on and goes off into the sunset*

sakurai: she's a beautiful woman with an androgynous sense of style.

pokemon sword/shield, lite spoilers 

why is google sending me a free google home they definitely are farming ad data or whatever.

pokemon sword/shield drama take 

nsfw, dysphoria, shitpost? 

@xander pop and rock are funny genres because they make the best and the worst music at the same time



pokemon sword/shield fossil pokemon spoiler 

like a young child, maybe even more so than i used to be, i am paralyzed with anticipation for a video game in a way that i can't focus on much of anything else. unbelievable.

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gui of elle.iso database corpus. prone to failures and glitches.