sandblasting my body for that summer look

playing maplestory lol 

update: rolling exploding barrels into enemies and monki friend are good serotonin makers.

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playing maplestory lol 

oh yeah they also added pirates to the explorers? and one of them gets a monkey and a giant cannon? I'll need to try that too.. lol

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@ben blergo shot the website i can't believe it

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T posing as i ruthlessly critique the websites of small businesses. mf has a button that just says "Button"

playing maplestory lol 

it's kinda wild how different maplestory is now. the base magician spell is a loooot better than magic claw or whatever it used to be, it just throws an explosion that hits everything now lol. oh yeah and on reboot you can just get to like level 100 in a day now? instead of in years? so that's neat, i never made it past cleric originally lol.

also the new resistance takes on the old explorer jobs are pretty bonkers too i need to make at least the mecha driving one soon...

"sometimes when a man takes a drink, the drink takes the man." banksy slyly grinned as he pulled the woke stencil from the birmingham or italian tunnel or wherever that guy is.

@EstrogenPilled thank goodness. the applebees task force is looking for exact individuals such as yourself. the Applebees are too confident against your average looking security personnel for your standard guard to be able to handle these majestic creatures.

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@EstrogenPilled please refrain from biting any appled bees, they don't enjoy it and we will be unable to stop them from abducting you for sustenance. now on your right you'll see their ominous salad nest approximately 3 stories tall and emits a pungent Caesar dressing scent up to 1 and a half miles away!

@00dani @jamescheese

this is fake but i choose to believe it because it's better that way and them denying it is strictly to appeal to advertisers.

@louisajr i thought this every day in the catholic high school i went to

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how could you be talking about Catholicism

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sometimes i think about something embarrassing i said 100 years ago and i begin convulsing involuntarily

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banksy was never cool you were just a normie with a lib outlook, hope this helps

SCP-1678 - UnLondon is literally just normal london.

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