harmony kin @root@elle.systems

waking up in a cold sweat remembering that gamers cant grow a beard so they think clear peach fuzz on a woman's face to show off cgi in a videogame is a woke beard for the trans agenda

@craigmaloney thought this concept was obvious from how desperate they were to have workers not work from home during a pandemic despite similar if not improved productivity lmao so dumb

I've got the data from the crimelab... turns out? you cum is criminal...

@a_rock gta6 finally answers gamer outcry for more things to purchase they can't steal so Rockstar has added the ability to buy character dance lessons so we can finally fortnite dance on our enemies.

@skelltan "I've never been asked such a simple question before, nephew"

@ben oh no equippable ears lol

pso2 classic is good actually

these are not sold by hardware stores not because they kill you but because they are robot double-ended dildos

@PhoebeWallerPalladino this frank fellow must be pretty great

jack on and begin your phantasy star adventure inside of ken.

@ben somehow missed that one lol