ellexolotl @root@elle.systems

@j997922 @ghostwife im cackling someone call alan resnick he'd definitely be into producing this

@extinct this is why big foot photos are never clear. it's actually sexy alf.

@ghostwife @j997922

*jer nervously peeks into the crawlspace realizing in terror this is where kt keeps the muppets all too late as the door locks behind him*

@amphetamine right?? like how is this still seen as an appropriate standard to sit such a massive surgery on that people are spending massive amounts of money on when the final results aren't even guaranteed to be fully functional or may potentially create other issues. like honestly sounds terrifying to take that gamble until they finally decide to develop a consistently successful and well received procedure.

@amphetamine all this mess and the obvious lack of care from surgeons is what convinced me to avoid the vaginoplasty surgery, at least for awhile, and be v happy i could get an orchi easily enough tbh

@muppetbutler @mcknze sometimes the second opinion isn't to get the right one but to get the one we need to hear

@Thomas that's hon estly fair lol i dont like and honestly dont even remember the introduction until they finally make him go to tokyo for some reason i forget lmao but once there, there's lots of pretty shots and a v fun soundtrack that you will never ever get out of your head? unless that's just me. i didnt care about the main character at all but for some reason it's still a good time lol

@Thomas ok tokyo drift is actually not bad at all? like you gotta get past the 4th tokyo drift to get into boring slog territory. but if you want a legitimately bad movie, the pure meme abundance you're missing out on not seeing the mess that is paul blart is immense.

@dankwraith fly as he'll wow living up to the dank namesake

@ldopa i honestly didnt know he was still alive so i looked him up and he's 69 how neat is that

@j997922 @tasnyx

here i was wondering how long it would take for someone to masturbate to big tiddy alf and yet little did i know it's gone far past that.

big tiddy alf gently caressing spiderman's face lovingly

if it isnt going too far, one or both can also be muppets.

@gtccreations ugh im such a sucker for lovely magical desert scenes like this wowow