Recipe I just made up 

ingredients:
1 whole raw chicken
saffron threads
water
salt and pepper

1. Boil 14 cups water in a large pot.
2. Place whole raw chicken in pot of water (14 cups).
3. Add saffron threads, more water, and salt and pepper. Actually, you were supposed to put the salt and pepper on the chicken BEFORE you put it in the water. Idiot. This was a test.
4. Boil chicken for 24 hours.
5. Drain whole chicken in a mesh wire strainer.
6. Place chicken on 1/4th sheet of a paper towel on a plate.
7. Dump chicken in the kitchen trash. That's right. You ruined a perfectly good chicken. You bastard.

Recipe I just made up 

@ElfLord get a pretty picture of a raw chicken in a vat with herbs on top and it'd probably stay up on a popular cooking website for a bit

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@root Hahahahah A vat? What's a vat? Like a witch's cauldron? Because if so: badass.

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@ElfLord yes but metal and weird. for some reason no one's put a chicken in one though?

Recipe I just made up 

@root lmao How can you not think of that? First thing I think seeing a vat for the first time is, "Ok, how do I get a chicken in that sucker?"

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@ElfLord a cooking vat for elflord to take this joke way further than it was ever intended to be taken in order to validate elle because i jumped in here with a random word that was stuck in my head

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@root I boosted this before I had even finished reading it.

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@ElfLord that's totally understandable. who can say no to a large cooking vat that may or may not fit comfortably in your cooking quarters

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@root Oh shit! I have a condo!!!!!

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@ElfLord a cat cafe in a condo full of vats that the cats lay in called vat cats

alternatively an excuse to get a lot of cats as well as vats and start a YouTube channel.

Recipe I just made up 

@root
Get a vet to specialize in them and that's a vat cat vet.
@ElfLord
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