@violet lmao it kinda does oop

@root @violet Join the "Don't Marry Movement". There are 3 main points:

-Never legally marry an American woman
-Never have children with an American woman
-If you are married to an American woman, never buy a house so she cannot steal it from you in divorce

Read the full essay explaining the purpose of the movement here: https://cutt.ly/uwsA2wm

@wyrdash @root Join the "Don't Marry Movement". There are 3 main points:

-Never legally marry an American woman
-Never have children with an American woman
-If you are married to an American woman, never buy a house so she cannot steal it from you in divorce

Read the full essay explaining the purpose of the movement here: https://cutt.ly/uwsA2wm

@wyrdash I'm so glad

@Red

@root @Red E L L E

@ItsJenNotGabby @Red what's wrong?

@root @ItsJenNotGabby @Red its very good !

@skelltan @ItsJenNotGabby @Red yes!!

@skelltan @root @Red it's fantastically terrifying

@ItsJenNotGabby @skelltan @Red hahaha cesya wants to do a spider legged one so i asked the person that made that one how they did it so im excited

@root @Red I didn't think I could be more any more enamored with elle but here we are.

@Jewbacchus @Red ​

@Garrison aw haha :>

@pizza @Cream haha thaat means a lot! :>

@root she's so cute!!

@Cream aaa thank you!!! ​

@Olli_W_ hahaha aww thanks olli°!!!

@laser lmao excellent question. laser doesn't lurk my profile frequently enough clearly!

@root I moved like 1500 miles this week! I'll do better.

@laser hahaha it's all good!! pinned it for everyone to know about the start of my curation of this weird menagerie

@fluxom_alt nah that's not till i make my next one with a rubber mohawk and with the face oriented forward like a snake instead of down! that one will absolutely slither after you.

@fluxom_alt but it's ok you have time, currrently working on a long cat.

@root thanks!! I'm horrified!!!!!

@fluxom_alt @root this is nightmare fuel. Is it going to slither up to me in bed and eat me?

@spookywitch @fluxom_alt

nah, but buttered noodle will!

@root @fluxom_alt oh my fucking nope

@root @spookywitch help im scared

@fluxom_alt @root elle has surely proven the absence of God in our existence.

@spookywitch @root if there was ever a god here, they have surely fled

@spookywitch @fluxom_alt

god's not dead he's surely alive h̸͍̍̃̒̋̋̓̑̋̒̊͌͘̚͝é̶͈̮̱̯͇̤̭̈̇͌̎̃͊̍̒̍̈́̕͠ͅ'̸̱̦̠̦̱̏̓̐̉̈́̅̇̊͠s̵̙̙͔͎͎̐̓̕ ̵̢̡̡̛͖͈̲͚̥͈̳̱͙̬͍̲̔̑̍͆͆̐̃́̽́̈́̕l̴̞̜͖̠̜͔͙̄̈̔̾̉͛̌̉͂̍́̈́̿̈́͠i̴̛͈͎͖̤̻͍͖͕̔̍̃̋̑͆̅̒̒̈́̒͐̀v̷̢̗̥̟̓̓ͅi̷̛̜̻̗̱͉͒̀̋̈́̈́͐̇͋̒̓̈͘͝͠ņ̷̠̳͕̣̩͙̺̱̳̤͚̱̉̐̊͒́̋̎̍̃'̵̟̤̦͙̠̥̙̙̞̾̈́͌̇̀̀̊̇͊̅̈͛̽̓͗͜ͅ ̶̪̼̠͇̭̗̤̣̆̐̽̂̓̂̆̀̒̓͆̕ơ̴̛̬̫̝̯̲̠̒͒͐́̄͐́̒́̅̕̕̕͜ṋ̷̳̖͙̪̳̂̓̀̋͗͛̽́̔̊ ̶̧͈͙̘̭̌̆ț̴̨̛̥̠̤͇͈͇̮̞͎͖̊͐́̇͐̃ḣ̶̛͕̅̈́͂̈́̋̃͝e̵̢̘̗̟̞̩̊̿̃ ̴̡̨̢̢̧͇̫͎͇͉̰̀̾̔͒̽ͅį̸̼͔͈̬͓͖͚̪̪̼͎̃̇͊͊̇̈́̀̂͒ͅn̸̫͖͈̟͔̪͉̬͔̫̠̽s̶͕̼̘̻̤͔̗̻͂͐̈̈́̾͛̑̀͒̿͠i̵̟̭̜͂̏͌͝d̶̢̢̛̳͈̙̩͖̯̲̣̿͂̋͂̌́̈́ͅͅe̵͉͕̓͒̕

@root @spookywitch @fluxom_alt

god is dead and a girl with the same name as him dealt the final blow

@spookywitch @root @fluxom_alt

you boosted this, but do you know it's true?

@ben @root @fluxom_alt yeah, i do. trust me. i know things.