⚠️ URGENT ONE-WEEK UPDATE!!!! ⚠️
🚨 CRITICAL ALMOST-TWO-WEEK
noticing that he just leaves these things up all week, i have chosen this monday to massively improve the situation
he has not noticed, yet
upon arriving to work today, all of the camels have been removed. unsure what the reaction was when he noticed
if he puts any/all of them back up this wednesday, i will print out a picture of a large horse with the words GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!!! and attach it to his cube this thursday
if questioned, i will deny any knowledge of these actions
two weeks from now on a thursday, i will wish him a "happy horseday" in passing
VERY WELL. OPERATION: HORSEDAY WILL GO INTO EFFECT NEXT WEEK.
THE TARGET HAS LEFT EARLY FOR THE DAY
COMMENCE OPERATION:HORSEDAY. I REPEAT, COMMENCE OPERATION:HORSEDAY
OVER AND OUT, HOO RAH
there is no sign of my masterpiece to be seen
target's reaction: unknown
a reasonably accurate dramatization of his discovery upon arriving to work this morning: "what the, fuck? huh??"
OH ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN??? HUH??? YOU WANNA PLAY GUY??? ALRIGHT ITS ON, I'LL SEE YOU TUESDAY BUDDY 🐎🐎🐎 🐎🐎
IT'S ON MOTHER FUCKER
i forgot to celebrate horseday
it'll only mean his guard will be that much lower next week
THE TARGET HAS LEFT HIS DESK
HE SUSPECTS NOTHING
OPERATION HORSEDAY ROUND TWO: START
he didn't notice it for several minutes
while i was trying to get a sneaky photo of him typing with the horse in the background, he FOUND IT
behold the ultimate action shot:
"hey Tom, who came back here while i was gone?"
"like in the past 15 minutes, who came by my desk?"
"oh i dunno, i guess i wasn't paying attention"
"i got a ... horse. someone left a horse."
"i was here the whole time too, guess i didn't notice. huh."
I STRIKE FROM THE SHADOWS
NONE SUSPECT MY PRESENCE, LIKE A VERY DARK COLOURED PIDGEON IN A DARK ALLEYWAY, PLOTTING
IF THE CAMELS RETURN, NEXT WEEK A NEW HORSE WILL APPEAR, ALONG WITH AN EQUINE PHOTOGRAPH WITH THIS OVERLAYED ON TOP:
holy friick im?
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