hate when ppl ask me where i see myself next new years... like come on i dont have 2020 vision!
dad jokes have been reclaimed by the trans community.
@root they're better off there in a loving home
@root eugh. retooting this to spread this feeling. what the helle.
@root why are people mad, i love this
claire understands real art.
@root gdi elle
@root i see what you did there... even without 20/20 vision.
@root how long have you been planning to toot this?
@Olli_W_ since 2015 actually. i just never had an audience before.
@root hello i am your audience your audience says "good joke, 10/10" your audience is pleased
Ah, yes, the classic "where do you see yourself in 5 years?" joke
@root 2020 will be the year of perfect hindsight.
@root oh god, we'll have a full year of bad 2020 puns won't we
@root SO funny!XDD
@root i'm thankful I finally saw this because i was trying to figure out a 2020 joke all day and now i don't have to
@wilkie happy to help!!
@root *holds phone to nose* OHHHH~~
@root I've been waiting my whole life for that perfect opportunity to be asked where I see myself in five years so I can say, with flat affect and eye contact, "dead."
@root in the mirror?
@root you will see urself in the mirror, if u r not a vampire or something like that
@pengnui I'll do my best, thank!
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