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i still have a really good time reflecting back on my last migration. not to this instance, but from my prior @ on this instance, back when it got fricky and like, it just uh, died? and i asked my last host, "wait wait wait, i like can have just any @ right? can i have the admin or uh root account even though i know next to nothing about hosting or federation or administration or rooting myself?"

hehe... rooting myself.

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she is (mostly!) finished! haha. i just need to finish an egg cover for the battery pack that I'm happy with and probs condense the polyfill lmao she's a bit chonky

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cesya made me a new art for my mascot image on my instance ;u;

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cesya completed my roboslime-sona commission in record timing and im crying so much i love it, look it me! she also did a clothes-less one but maybe she wasnt ready with it yet but i love this outfit lol already have the faux leather bra just need the half-skirt thing which has a name that i cant remember the style name of

cesya is here if u want to commission something like ur -sona!: twitter.com/cesya

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You don't understand scale. Buy ten licenses for a proprietary natural language generation AI. In six months, you will have 250 million instances of it generating nonsense. Use your analysis of this as proof that you are a programmer. Get a job somewhere doing something pointless like asking these programs to perform heart surgery without doctors. Make a million.

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thinking about this one dude on fb in some comment section who called me a misandrist because i had this as my profile pic

i like how i was all, "ok i caught all the fish, i remember it being pretty frustrating to get into, maybe i should try out with making some how to catch videos." and now am unable to re-catch any of the fish i try.

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@root extreme "man, i feel like a woman" voice: man, i feel like a fisher

frick! the morton jenkel cut of the super mario bros movie was removed

got this last night and then kinda was shocked and then fell asleep but i am big fish now this egg is so slippery lol

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Me, to my cat: you are a little goblin with fur and no thumbs. Stinky gremlin who lives in trash can land

My cat:

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Cats are not allowed in the house, but Miku will soon reach the door handle anyway, and then the rule will be moot.
Pic:a kitten is climbing the wall near the entrance of a house

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im so proud of jerma for finally learning basic mechanics oh my god lol that was horrible

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@root Jerma looks like adam sandler's character in Uncut Gems when he loses it all for like the 3rd time in a row

come on ludwig, you can do it, convince jerma to do the megamilk catboy maid bit.

jerma repeatedly losing to ludwig in advanced battleship and getting forced to promise to do worse and worse tweets is good content.

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idk who needs this but all Apple accessories like cables and wall adapters have a 1 year warranty and if you set up the replacement over the phone we’re not allowed to ask for a receipt to confirm it’s within the 1 year period, we just take you at your word.

my fish brain worms have developed to the point of wanting to make ffxiv fishing content on YouTube for some bizarre reason. I'm going to make a video about catching armorfish because allegedly that's a tricky one but it's one of my favorite HW big fish lol

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