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i still have a really good time reflecting back on my last migration. not to this instance, but from my prior @ on this instance, back when it got fricky and like, it just uh, died? and i asked my last host, "wait wait wait, i like can have just any @ right? can i have the admin or uh root account even though i know next to nothing about hosting or federation or administration or rooting myself?"

hehe... rooting myself.

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she is (mostly!) finished! haha. i just need to finish an egg cover for the battery pack that I'm happy with and probs condense the polyfill lmao she's a bit chonky

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cesya made me a new art for my mascot image on my instance ;u;

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cesya completed my roboslime-sona commission in record timing and im crying so much i love it, look it me! she also did a clothes-less one but maybe she wasnt ready with it yet but i love this outfit lol already have the faux leather bra just need the half-skirt thing which has a name that i cant remember the style name of

cesya is here if u want to commission something like ur -sona!:

Which word do you like better?


@root if a whole shark swam right out of the ocean, flew through my window, and wanted to take a nap under my bed I'd let it


@root @enbyss if your bong doesn't have a ripstart cord to fire it up, can you even call it a bong?

You don't need a twitter account, people will screenshot things they think are worth sharing and show them to you anyway

He's trying to get a frozen pea out from underneath the fridge

@root unfortunately i wear pants when i VR

more unfortunately, i can no longer say i have a perfect record for wearing pants immediately *after* VR

which means that, yes, it goes even beyond and there are malware and virus characters? weird and rad as hell. sounds like elementary school recess game rumors come to life.

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i love that mugen character creation got so advanced that people that play sincerely have characters with built in anti-cheat that will activate their own cheap win condition or loss prevention countermeasure against the opponent if the anti-cheat detects the opponent has stats or mutations outside of the allowed amounts. just amazing honestly.

Angus likes to get up on top of the wardrobe to stare at the reflections of passing cars on the wall, and then very deliberately knock things to the floor one by one when he gets bored

@root @interneteh Charging people with crimes they didn't commit in order to ensure their life is forever a living hell is the real cancel culture.

this ant youtube channel uses the same exciting royalty free youtube music as skippy62able/LA beast and it is fucking me up thinking this guy is gonna eat all his ants or something.

@root It has close to the same colour pallet as Homer Simpson falling asleep behind the wheel:

pepsi's new driftwell drink looks like an older avant garde indie game's post modern take on capitalism. like honestly just looks like really off and bad example branding for your shitty design class.

old lady with just a face shield being worn incorrectly as a visor without a mask just keeps sneezing and picking her face and im honestly not sure how she's made it this far tbh.

Monster Hunter: Rise™ up, to the polls!

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gui of elle.iso database corpus. prone to failures and glitches.