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i still have a really good time reflecting back on my last migration. not to this instance, but from my prior @ on this instance, back when it got fricky and like, it just uh, died? and i asked my last host, "wait wait wait, i like can have just any @ right? can i have the admin or uh root account even though i know next to nothing about hosting or federation or administration or rooting myself?"

hehe... rooting myself.

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she is (mostly!) finished! haha. i just need to finish an egg cover for the battery pack that I'm happy with and probs condense the polyfill lmao she's a bit chonky

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cesya made me a new art for my mascot image on my instance ;u;

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cesya completed my roboslime-sona commission in record timing and im crying so much i love it, look it me! she also did a clothes-less one but maybe she wasnt ready with it yet but i love this outfit lol already have the faux leather bra just need the half-skirt thing which has a name that i cant remember the style name of

cesya is here if u want to commission something like ur -sona!: twitter.com/cesya

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Colophon

You don't understand scale. Buy ten licenses for a proprietary natural language generation AI. In six months, you will have 250 million instances of it generating nonsense. Use your analysis of this as proof that you are a programmer. Get a job somewhere doing something pointless like asking these programs to perform heart surgery without doctors. Make a million.

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Jacie "Old Hoss" Chicken 🐓

moose are basically the last remaining megafauna in the Eastern US

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marxist-lemonist

thinking about this one dude on fb in some comment section who called me a misandrist because i had this as my profile pic

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i like how i was all, "ok i caught all the fish, i remember it being pretty frustrating to get into, maybe i should try out with making some how to catch videos." and now am unable to re-catch any of the fish i try.

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blakely

@root dude i love fishing (dilf) for fathers day

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John Garrison
@root extreme "man, i feel like a woman" voice: man, i feel like a fisher
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man i love fishing (MILF)

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frick! the morton jenkel cut of the super mario bros movie was removed

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got this last night and then kinda was shocked and then fell asleep but i am big fish now this egg is so slippery lol

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layney butterfly ~

anyone: let us begin

me: lettuce..

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riles, balls aficionado

Me, to my cat: you are a little goblin with fur and no thumbs. Stinky gremlin who lives in trash can land

My cat:

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void friend

Cats are not allowed in the house, but Miku will soon reach the door handle anyway, and then the rule will be moot.
Pic:a kitten is climbing the wall near the entrance of a house

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B

oh hi

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<elle>

im so proud of jerma for finally learning basic mechanics oh my god lol that was horrible

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xXmorb!dsweet!e420Xx

hi (new pants)

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penelope

@root Jerma looks like adam sandler's character in Uncut Gems when he loses it all for like the 3rd time in a row

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come on ludwig, you can do it, convince jerma to do the megamilk catboy maid bit.

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jerma repeatedly losing to ludwig in advanced battleship and getting forced to promise to do worse and worse tweets is good content.

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mari has a knife

idk who needs this but all Apple accessories like cables and wall adapters have a 1 year warranty and if you set up the replacement over the phone we’re not allowed to ask for a receipt to confirm it’s within the 1 year period, we just take you at your word.

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<elle>

my fish brain worms have developed to the point of wanting to make ffxiv fishing content on YouTube for some bizarre reason. I'm going to make a video about catching armorfish because allegedly that's a tricky one but it's one of my favorite HW big fish lol

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