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i still have a really good time reflecting back on my last migration. not to this instance, but from my prior @ on this instance, back when it got fricky and like, it just uh, died? and i asked my last host, "wait wait wait, i like can have just any @ right? can i have the admin or uh root account even though i know next to nothing about hosting or federation or administration or rooting myself?"

hehe... rooting myself.

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she is (mostly!) finished! haha. i just need to finish an egg cover for the battery pack that I'm happy with and probs condense the polyfill lmao she's a bit chonky

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cesya made me a new art for my mascot image on my instance ;u;

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cesya completed my roboslime-sona commission in record timing and im crying so much i love it, look it me! she also did a clothes-less one but maybe she wasnt ready with it yet but i love this outfit lol already have the faux leather bra just need the half-skirt thing which has a name that i cant remember the style name of

cesya is here if u want to commission something like ur -sona!: twitter.com/cesya

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@root in an ideal world we could just choose to Not Have Hair Grow Places whenever we want

i wonder how many times i can pluck every single vagrant coarse hair on my face before i finally cave and just actually get the hair follicles destroyed via electrolysis outside of two anime tear shaped eyebrows.

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"its good to openly federate with every single instance" take reminds me of something my 5th grade teacher used to tell us. "keep an open mind, but not so open that your brain falls out."

i think about that a lot lately.

i wonder if i should go back to contacts.. glasses are just so fuckin easy and dont hurt my eyes or lead to the potential of infections if i heck it up lmao i mean it never happened to me but still scary.. i just cant figure out how i want my self-image to be right now.. whack lol

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@root if anyone accuses you of "plagiarism", you just tell them you're a curator

if i repost enough with captions, ill eventually have enough know how to make my own that are also funny instead of only cringe. and then im really posting with gasohol.

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remembering now that one time i posted another ancient meme i liked about the type a and b personalities and i think that is one of my most popular posts here. honestly no wonder there's so many social media accounts that just amass random memes they found.

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gonn just start taking memes i like and repost them here so i can find them again in the future when i want to show people since the only social stuff i use other than the fedi is several dozen open invite discord servers.

i am adding accessibility to these memes because i caption them. this justifies it and no one can tell me otherwise. :3c

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@Catsandcatsandcats

is there somebody you forgot to ask?

doctor: i consent
patient: i consent
insurance agent: i don't

more listening to music while playing warrior vibes 

so maybe my hype playlist is a liiiittle edgy but you cant say this isn't a very thematic warrior song lowkey. can't ever forgo clit kat.

youtube.com/watch?v=S-tnn5XBWW

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@esvrld

i've already got construction bids in with the state to break ground on state of the art hulag facilities.

i don't really have have expertise or knowledge or whatever for such a huge building project. but that's why i'm just gonna lease one of those locations that's empty for 10 months a year when it isn't a Spirit Halloween superstore, and run off with the rest of the money.

the point is -- hulag confirmed. big AND true.

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the hulag (het gulag) is real, and strong, and my friend

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TW Extreme Neurodivergence Hatred 

@root these brainless fucks just want to bully you into being normal they're just the bullies from school in a lab coat ;_;
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it's probably all over-hyped but it would be incredibly funny if the Chinese space debris fell on the White House or something

not human by elegant slims is me whenever i play warrior or dark knight.

no this does not apply to paladin and gnb, they have strong cop energy and i do not like them anymore.

(song: youtube.com/watch?v=Irp0uwdsM3)

time to listen to danny phantom by medusa to pick up my spirits lmfao

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