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i still have a really good time reflecting back on my last migration. not to this instance, but from my prior @ on this instance, back when it got fricky and like, it just uh, died? and i asked my last host, "wait wait wait, i like can have just any @ right? can i have the admin or uh root account even though i know next to nothing about hosting or federation or administration or rooting myself?"

hehe... rooting myself.

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she is (mostly!) finished! haha. i just need to finish an egg cover for the battery pack that I'm happy with and probs condense the polyfill lmao she's a bit chonky

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cesya made me a new art for my mascot image on my instance ;u;

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cesya completed my roboslime-sona commission in record timing and im crying so much i love it, look it me! she also did a clothes-less one but maybe she wasnt ready with it yet but i love this outfit lol already have the faux leather bra just need the half-skirt thing which has a name that i cant remember the style name of

cesya is here if u want to commission something like ur -sona!: twitter.com/cesya

sandblasting my body for that summer look

playing maplestory lol 

update: rolling exploding barrels into enemies and monki friend are good serotonin makers.

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playing maplestory lol 

oh yeah they also added pirates to the explorers? and one of them gets a monkey and a giant cannon? I'll need to try that too.. lol

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T posing as i ruthlessly critique the websites of small businesses. mf has a button that just says "Button"

playing maplestory lol 

it's kinda wild how different maplestory is now. the base magician spell is a loooot better than magic claw or whatever it used to be, it just throws an explosion that hits everything now lol. oh yeah and on reboot you can just get to like level 100 in a day now? instead of in years? so that's neat, i never made it past cleric originally lol.

also the new resistance takes on the old explorer jobs are pretty bonkers too i need to make at least the mecha driving one soon...

"sometimes when a man takes a drink, the drink takes the man." banksy slyly grinned as he pulled the woke stencil from the birmingham or italian tunnel or wherever that guy is.

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how could you be talking about Catholicism

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sometimes i think about something embarrassing i said 100 years ago and i begin convulsing involuntarily

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banksy was never cool you were just a normie with a lib outlook, hope this helps

SCP-1678 - UnLondon is literally just normal london.

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SCP-3166 spoiler and caps 

THE MEAT IN THE LASAGNA IS* JIM DAVIS AHHAHAHA GOD

*is genetically the same as jim davis

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i like SCP-3166, gorefield, and that he is 8 foot tall and has no internal organs etc. just full of decaying lasagna. i love this and he hunts down bill murray. i also like that he can detect external lasagna and seeks it out immediately to incorporate it into his body.

beastars but it's just people with big sugar cravings that need to control it and sentient dessert and candy people. why does this make me so anxious. can they grow back? in that scenario imagine how amazing that would be, like a pez dispenser girlfriend and diabetic girlfriend or something i can't think of anything else that could be seemingly endless in its treats that didn't hurt it but at the same time does this mean sentient plastic or does that not matter? hmmm.... so much to think about.

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shoutout to McDonalds for doing that shit where they advertise something as the Travis Scott or the BTS meal, and it's just a fuckin
limp burger or chicken nuggets with a Sprite.

it's like a funnier commentary on celebrity branding than a thousand Banksies at a thousand typewriters could come up with.

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:bing: when is global warming going to melt all the ice in the last layer of hell and release satan?

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YO CHECK IT OUT @nilaky GAVE ME THE COOLEST PATCH EVER!!!!!!!!!!!

(and also the coolest mask ever, i'll post pics of that soon)

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