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i still have a really good time reflecting back on my last migration. not to this instance, but from my prior @ on this instance, back when it got fricky and like, it just uh, died? and i asked my last host, "wait wait wait, i like can have just any @ right? can i have the admin or uh root account even though i know next to nothing about hosting or federation or administration or rooting myself?"

hehe... rooting myself.

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she is (mostly!) finished! haha. i just need to finish an egg cover for the battery pack that I'm happy with and probs condense the polyfill lmao she's a bit chonky

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cesya made me a new art for my mascot image on my instance ;u;

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cesya completed my roboslime-sona commission in record timing and im crying so much i love it, look it me! she also did a clothes-less one but maybe she wasnt ready with it yet but i love this outfit lol already have the faux leather bra just need the half-skirt thing which has a name that i cant remember the style name of

cesya is here if u want to commission something like ur -sona!: twitter.com/cesya

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food mood 

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🎶 At first I was afraid, I was petrified
that hasn't really changed, thanks for asking tho, 🎵

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i don't have a YouTube because id make videos titled things like this, caps 

:bing:​ human taxidermy 4☆+ near me urgent

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i don't have a YouTube because id make videos titled things like this, caps 

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i don't have a YouTube because id make videos titled things like this, caps 

i don't have a YouTube because id make videos titled things like this, caps 

the gudetamagotchi iis so good it has the same stage system as standard tamagotchis but instead of leaving in a ufo they become different egg dishes i love it

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Please admire just how gorgeous this magnetic nail polish is 😍😍🥰 °

i need both the guaranteed to contain nothing but the pure sweet fat of the hog bucket and shorts.

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anti-trans bigotry but it's cool 

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coronavirus 

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@pea @efi @root the dictionary attack is when you throw a dictionary at the person at the bank's service desk, knocking them out before they can hit the panic button.

rainbow attacks are when you wear rainbow suspenders and ask the bank manager, who is a lesbian, out to a date, you fall in love and forget that all you wanted to do was rob a bank. finally, after your wedding, she reveals that she was a plant inside the bank, and has been planning a robbery this entire time. you rob the bank together and ride into the sunset.
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@alexandria @efi @root
broke: learning Spanish to talk to people
woke: learning Japanese for the anime
bespoke: learning Sanskrit for passwords

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@root @efi If Your Password Isn't The Bee Movie It Isn't Secure Enough

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saw this gender neutral title and thought it's fucking awesome

mental health 

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homelessness, anger, vent 

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