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i still have a really good time reflecting back on my last migration. not to this instance, but from my prior @ on this instance, back when it got fricky and like, it just uh, died? and i asked my last host, "wait wait wait, i like can have just any @ right? can i have the admin or uh root account even though i know next to nothing about hosting or federation or administration or rooting myself?"

hehe... rooting myself.

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she is (mostly!) finished! haha. i just need to finish an egg cover for the battery pack that I'm happy with and probs condense the polyfill lmao she's a bit chonky

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cesya made me a new art for my mascot image on my instance ;u;

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cesya completed my roboslime-sona commission in record timing and im crying so much i love it, look it me! she also did a clothes-less one but maybe she wasnt ready with it yet but i love this outfit lol already have the faux leather bra just need the half-skirt thing which has a name that i cant remember the style name of

cesya is here if u want to commission something like ur -sona!: twitter.com/cesya

ffxiv writing trope, at shadowbringers it becomes goofy imo 

woooah what a shock that the biggest blow to our journey forward has been the tyrant who we have been, for some reason, apparently ignoring all advances of as well as any ways to push back against and just mostly treating as a slight inconvenience until suddenly they do a big attack and we all have to pretend to be shocked he has the power to do an attack of this magnitude.

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ffxiv writing trope, at shadowbringers it becomes goofy imo 

every time there's a king it's generally a tyrant immediately calling for regicide. (it's like at least once per expansion at this point at least) i always have to stop myself from getting annoyed about the rapid rise in the tyrant's atrocities because i keep forgetting in anime they have to let the bad guys get to their final form and stare wide eyed or whatever for enticing story.

ffxiv shadowbringers intro light spoilers i guess but honestly this game contains multitudes of these kinds of characters 

the crystal exarch is a fucking psychopath what the fuck

work 

why does my boss need me to write an exit strategy and scope of work for quitting a job in which i perform no long term tasks (at least anymore) and are always given to me the day of depending on where help is needed lmao what does that even MEAN

i stand here today saying that cows should glow in the dark so i can admire them at night.

like it kinda feels that the mongrel is the only anime level fem elezen and she's a shorter than possible height with mostly hyur looking features save her ears lol it makes your character look so out of place if you're a normal elezen because you look like a confused yet wholesome parent trying your best to support your very cosplay enthused children and their friends by like, driving everyone to the kugane mall or whatever.

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lowkey saddening how much better cosmetic options are on hyur in ffxiv. like the elezen are more or less the same but with elf ears and yet comparing their options the only thing elezen has over hyur is ear shape while also having less face options that also look like alpha tests when compared to hyur. you really just need to make highlander hyur with long ears and maybe blueish skin and they'd look like an updated elezen?

it might help explain elezen being like the least common race i see lol

i want a dang ffxiv southern seas shirt so bad im about to blow all my gil on one lmao

I've been greeted with a cat pun like "meowdy" twice so far in ffxiv whilst doing dungeons/raids.

like i know that there is a cat race and everything but that's still twice more than any other game I've played and that has to count for something.

strong desire on my work break to simply continue staring at the wall and zone out dissociating until the work day is over

companies will be like "pwease take time out of your busy life to tell us, for absolutely zero dollars, how we can exploit you better"

it's that time of the year. to once again be reminded that screaming in, at least all first-person horror themed games, is far far too sexual.

Transphobia 

What they say: "Hey that's neat, but are you AFAB or AMAB?"

What they mean: "I must know whether to sort you into 'boy nonbinary' or 'girl nonbinary'"

wow hitting level 72 really dramatically boosts white mage's single target damage lol guess rip stone V ever happening.

fall guy sonic is so fucked up i love it lmao

@root evolution knows that it did a good job on crab one, and keeps going back to make some remixes to freshen up the best shape they've ever made

carcinization is a fucked up word with a potentially forboding meaning of repetitive, independent crab evolution from creatures that did not at all resemble crabs prior. crab form is superior.

ah, yeah requires the main stormblood quest line complete lmao

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gui of elle.iso database corpus. prone to failures and glitches.