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she is (mostly!) finished! haha. i just need to finish an egg cover for the battery pack that I'm happy with and probs condense the polyfill lmao she's a bit chonky

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cesya made me a new art for my mascot image on my instance ;u;

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cesya completed my roboslime-sona commission in record timing and im crying so much i love it, look it me! she also did a clothes-less one but maybe she wasnt ready with it yet but i love this outfit lol already have the faux leather bra just need the half-skirt thing which has a name that i cant remember the style name of

cesya is here if u want to commission something like ur -sona!: twitter.com/cesya

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Zoë “Zo” Zodriguez

@root antifreeze and anti bug blood in one package 📦

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oh if i were to get my sugars from filter feeding plankton.

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evolving to adapt my blood to release antifreeze chemicals within it in order to survive in the abyssal deep sea and hide from everyone

also evolving to be flabbier to better resist pressure.

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Harp, individual beeb

the true story of the 3d animated star wars clone wars show is the valiant struggle of one man who made an OC he loved so much that he went and made her an integral part of series canon, and that's truly inspirational imho

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doodlesbycass

hrt joke 

@root the polycule looking at me naked after a year on estrogen

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shy whale

@root my last 3 brain cells about to latch onto a new special interest

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memeable how? well you know like labeling the 3 guys as "my 3 brain cells trying to figure out how to not be depressed" and then labelling the lil snek as "any obscure source of dopamine"

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i love this image because it is both memeable and relatable.

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Tesse of Egirls, Mentat to the E-girl Throne

@root@elle.systems @georgespolitzer@monads.online if he was real he'd steel my heart for sure 😍

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fuchsiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

@root the trap understands you

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"The trap gets you." is such funny event dialogue to me. Like oh nooo don't get me! lol why doesn't it like, do something more technical or event-sounding like "The trap triggers/activates" rather than getting me? no getting me.

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fuchsiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

the humble hamster is at the levels of horrifying eldritch bad dad levels of alcohol tolerance. 

@root time to become hamster furry

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the humble hamster is at the levels of horrifying eldritch bad dad levels of alcohol tolerance. 

90 pints* oops deleted the number there lol

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the humble hamster is at the levels of horrifying eldritch bad dad levels of alcohol tolerance. 

a simple pet store hamster, most likely descended from a single incestuous pair of hamsters from decades ago to create the original common pet store hamster breed(s), will drink a specifically bred alcohol resistant lab rat under the table with zero issue.

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the humble hamster is at the levels of horrifying eldritch bad dad levels of alcohol tolerance. 

they have naturally evolved far beyond any human could ever reach of alcohol tolerance. they can easily put away the equivalent of a liter and a half of 190 proof everclear or pints of beer for a human. in a day. everyday. they dont care, they are drawn to it even, and are not affected by it. they have evolved past this long ago thanks to their natural fermenting grains and fruits over the winter.

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Rev. Andi N. Fiziks

People who have strong opinions about text editors are about as interesting as people who have strong opinions about pizza.

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Hoeless

@goat @root *raises paw*

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@root @goat Magic's the only game I know where the official policy is "if you aren't somewhere that has trained judges, who cares if you get the rules wrong? Agree how you think it works at the table and carry on."

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Hoeless

@root @goat you have to have a specific kind of mental illness like i do to be like "hell yeah" upon reading this toot

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DON'T FORGET DL-6 🍓

@georgespolitzer @root @goat it's worth noting that the mtg rulebook has a warning telling you not to read it

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