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waking up in a cold sweat remembering that gamers cant grow a beard so they think clear peach fuzz on a woman's face to show off cgi in a videogame is a woke beard for the trans agenda

Doctor: you are very sick

Me: i am transgender

Doctors: 1000 leeches

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I've got the data from the crimelab... turns out? you cum is criminal...

these are not sold by hardware stores not because they kill you but because they are robot double-ended dildos

someone at forbes in 1989: this'll be a funny cover, get an artist on it

me in 2022: i would love to serve the sexy soviet bear milf

jack on and begin your phantasy star adventure inside of ken.

bouncer in pso2 new genesis is fun because it's just beating people up with future rollerskates

@root peanut allergy havers are almost as bad as the lactose intolerant

i have come to an agreement with my depression naps. we have formed a parasitic partnership

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phantasy star online 2's combat is a lot not fun than i expected

really hope they add a third type of brush finally in splatoon 3

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gui of elle.iso database corpus. prone to failures and glitches.