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i also do not and will not ever own this game lol

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i understand that having cyber glitches and puking blood every 5 minutes is very and shit, but holy fuck does it get annoying.

also took me way too long that the distance is not in imperial despite being set in CA because it was made by cdpr and this is also likely why the vehicle movements sucks ass. because they live in walkable cities and dgaf about cars and their physics.

i'm only saying this after completing the game now that it has been "finished", almost 2 years later.

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@root wish it was easy to make chara makers
so many pawbsibilities...

it showed up for me in the character customization category. im trying so hard to find games with decent character customization that arent mmos lol.

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there's a pre-alpha furry porn assassin's creed-like called carnal instinct. i'm not sure why but i'm just glad that there's at least one porn game on steam that seems like it was actually made to be a game more than whatever the rest of the garbage on here is.

im excited for skate 4, but not extremely since i mean, ea is publishing it lol. i fear it will just be another good foundation bogged down too heavily by excessive mxts etc

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@root *extremely "federal agents outside my house" voice* "there are Greenscreen Jermas... Outside of my house!"

love all these recent jerma edits from the green screen stream. i eat them up voraciously.

youtube.com/watch?v=8BRZ4R0BH2

want to play fun and immersive game that also doesn't make me cry because it has to hammer in that life sucks major ass and most characters will die in horrific ways in that universe. there's more ways to immerse players than by making them remember real life and being anxiety-inducing/depressing the whole time, at least i like to think.

idk, maybe an uplifting game with good gameplay and story is the impossible order.

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Trigun looking like RWBY (derogatory)

~@breadsword@twitter

not enough eggs. stealing trash. the trash is all over the driveway.

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form of the raccoon. stealing eggs, a lot of eggs.

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@root “I bought a high chair off Amazon but it isn’t the same height as my breakfast bar(that’s almost a foot taller than a normal table) 3 stars”

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sometimes i feel like nobody here has even seen what birds do??? it's not right

denuvo copy protection is preventing me from trying sunbreak. i hope i don't need to wait two years lol

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you can tell it's a good indie horror game if the the character you play questions, annoyed, "what is this, an indie horror game?" lmao

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gui of elle.iso database corpus. prone to failures and glitches.