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@root God this is such a specific bit but it lands so good if you get it

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can we get some DanceFrogs in the chat?

vrchat is basically stanley parable: ultra deluxe but just the hole

fun ways i have accidentally created easy ways to mess with me in the morning is buying milk for cereal branded as "NOT MILK" and creamer for coffee branded as "Oatmilk". very good.

i have eaten cereal with creamer for this reason.

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i want elden ring DLC so i can go back to it with a new pvp meta lol my adhd got tired of trying to get better at poking and developing hitlag and ghost hit foresight so it decided to go back to trying to not suck at all 14 monhun weapons across multiple monhuns. it helps that i found a program that works with steam and tricks the games into thinking you have all the DLC, though, so i can just have the base game without needing to spend another 10-100 dollars on random bullshit lol

poogie is the one name in games i cant customize. it's just poogie and it's a good name

that said the weird necromancer tree is a cool boss to have in monster hunter since there's no humanoid monsters like that. and i like the detail that went into making side quests and junk work in the monster hunter quest formula with dialogue options. but also would hate it if it was more than just this quest lol

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love that the with the crossover promo quests for monster hunter world they add in UI flavor from the game like duty commenced and the damage font from ffxiv. that said, i never have and never will play the Witcher, but the promo quest for it made me laugh since it made me realize the Witcher 3 UI font is a really basic san serif font so it just looks like the quest designer forgor to install some like fantasy style font and caused it to just default to helvetica. looks extremely out of place.

the meta for the heavy bowgun in monster hunter world is legit putting a scope on your gun and using shotgun spread ammunition so you have to quickscope right next to the monster to avoid staying zoomed in on its head or ass and actually see what's going on and holy shit this is just so ridiculously hard to get used to but also hilarious

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I love Jurassic Park. Classic movie. But I'm supposed to be impressed by a velociraptor opening a door? I learned to do that shit when I was 3 years old

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like it's not even about using the software, shit crashes on download due to an unhandled exception like how and why do you not have any mirrors lmao

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anyone ever use PostgreSQL? if so, why does it hate functioning and why is there like no documentation for something trying to be so important for database management? i am so confused lol

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SH, fediblock 

#fediblock @smoothchris @ indieweb.social for continuous sexual harassment

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the bats in peglin

i honestly don't understand the point of this. if you want to do this just play offline, you obviously don't need online help lol

fortunately it isn't very common, so that's nice. but i just really don't get the desire for this. the game is about overcoming a challenge and rise is already so power crept over past games, so why do this lol

here's hoping it doesn't end up increasing in G rank with Sunbreak.

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